George Bush, Dark Prince of Love ... and nine other books Ingrid will NEVER read

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This week: top ten books I, Ingrid, will never read. 

1. First Step 2 Forever: My Story by Justin Bieber.

This up and coming memoir promises lots of never before seen photos. 

2. Burt Reynolds Hot Line: The Letters I Get ... And Write! 

Featuring lots of sexy pictures, this book highlights the best fan mail Burt Reynolds has received and responded to. 

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3. George Bush, Dark Prince of Love: A Presidential Romance by Lydia Millet

Trailer-trash Rosemary has her heart set on replacing Laura Bush as first lady and winning the president's affections. 

"I found I was beginning to look forward to G.B.'s sound bites and public appearances with the childish curiosity and appetite I had formerly reserved for Seabreezes, monster-truck rallies, and all-you-can-eat breakfast buffets."

4. The Source: A Manual of Everyday Magic by Ursula James 

Ursula James’ The Source, part fable, part spell-book, an inspirational work that contains prophecies of relationships, love, forgiveness, and healing from Mother Shipton, a 16th century Yorkshire prophetess and healer, as channeled by the author. (quote via)

Ursula James (via)

5. Sexy Christians Workbook: For Individuals, Couples, and Small Groups by Dr. Ted Roberts and Diane Roberts

A guide for couples to understand and embrace the hope, healing, and healthy sexuality God intended for their marriages. (quote via)

6. Mosh Potatoes: Recipes, Anecdotes, and Mayhem From the Heavyweights of Heavy Metal by Steve Seabury

A cookbook featuring recipes from Heavy Metals' greats.

7. Petting: Wise or Otherwise? by Edwin Leavitt Clarke 

We're not talking cute little animals here. Published in 1942, this book follows a conversation between a young graduate assistant and his trusted mentor as they discuss the terrible implications of sexual touching. 

8. 101 Weapons For Women: Implement Weaponry, A Unique Concept in Women's Self Defense by Rodney R. Rice 

This books offers helpful suggestions as to how women can use everyday objects, such as a bra, banana clip, cactus, computer disk, even makeup items such as a lip brush or eyebrow pencil, to fight off attackers. 

9. Michael Bolton: The Passion, Secrets, Soul and Truth by Joyce Logan, Layne Seeloff, Elizabeth Seib, and Margaret Eaton

"The consummate book for any Bolton fan"

10. Blissful Joy and the SATs: A Multiple Choice Romance by Sheila Greenwald

This riveting romance begins when young Bliss is befriended on the subway by a stray dog. 

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